I thank our Fuhrer for allowing us to again say Merry Christmas without fear of persecution from secular progressive jihadists. Our sacred leader has made it possible for Americans to again revel in the delightful insincerity of this holy marketing season, while watching wretched holiday programming (unless you have Netflix, he, he). So let us all gather under the Germanic Tannenbaum of pagan antiquity while going into debt to buy the wrong expensive gift. Suicide rates soar to the heavens as we fail once again to give a shit about infants and mangers. 
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